Sunday Nights with the Fat Ham
Hamstergrams on weekdays, hi-res on Sundays. :'D
Run by a hamster in human skin and Hooman Custodians
“today, two good things happened to me but experienced the biggest loss of all. my beloved hamster died. my grumpy, spoiled, old fat ham. i couldn’t shed a tear because i know that you have lived your life well and i know you died peacefully. you’ve brought me nothing but happiness. thank you for making me a better and nicer person as well. i’ll never forget you my love. please be happy in hamster heaven together with rex, wayne, ironman, and del” - The Hooman
Rest in Peace, Luchessi. We will miss you.
i was sitting inside the food bowl for long that the hooman took notice. she brought me out and took pictures of me! some were annoying some were blurred i was even twitching because of the camera flash!
this was taken last monday but the hooman was so tired from work she gave me this ring like potato chip that was smothered with cheese powder it was so good i stuffed 4 rings on my cheek pouch!
maybethings asked: “This is a hamster,” says Sten, letting the tiny ball of fluff clamber all over his hands, nibbling aggressively at his fingertips. “Yes!” she beams. “Luchessi is just all sorts of adorable. She likes you, I can tell.” “We have similar creatures on Par Vollen. Larger and longer in the body.” “Oh, you mean guinea pi—” “We boil them and eat them,” he adds. Luchessi calms down immediately, but the look on Shotgun’s face is something Sten saves away for future reference.
Oh look IT’S LUCHESSEH 8D
STEN
WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING A;SLKDFJAS;LKDFJAS;LDKFJAS;LDFKJAS;DLFKJSA;
…WELL AT LEAST MAY GOT MY FACE RIGHT I CAN’T STOP GOING DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: IRL OH GOD MAY I AM TORN BETWEEN LAUGHING AND GOING MAKER NOOOOOOOOOOO AT THE SAME TIME I AM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR BELLY FOR THIS Q(*A*
Hamster in Human Skin: Someone wrote a ficlet about Luchessi and Sten from Dragon Age: Origins! May is so eviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil TwT
I guess it was Sten’s fault in the first place, he must’ve been eating cookies before letting Luchessi crawl on his hands > w > *shot*
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